Thoughts about The Canyons starring Lindsay Lohan

I want Lindsay Lohan to succeed in life. Why do I care (other than the effect of basic human empathy)? I'm...not sure...but I will toss out some conjectures. She's a fellow redhead, and redheads have to stick together. I love all things Tina Fey including the movie Mean Girls, and, of course, Lindsay Lohan is…